4 saLe!

Here's a silly yet pretty much true story forwarded unto yours truly... Huh???!! Just read on and tell me what you think okey? (^_^)

~Husbands For Sale!!!

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -

These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes

to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -

You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!~

Hmmm... one simple truth is apparent. It pays being a pulsive buyer, in that case she would have bought the first one that caught her eye. Nahh I don't think so! Women are not impossible to please, it's just that women should not settle for anything less. Even if that means gaining or losing, what's important is that she explores her options.


Aimee said...

hahaha! i'm sure a man made this one... he doesn't really understand women.. yeha, you're right, we are not hard to please. we just don't settle for something less when it comes to the marriage stuff kasi you'll be spending your life ahead with that person dbah?
alangan naman yung may trabaho lang! hahaha