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Here's a silly yet pretty much true story forwarded unto yours truly... Huh???!! Just read on and tell me what you think okey? (^_^)

~Husbands For Sale!!!

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!~


Hmmm... one simple truth is apparent. It pays being a pulsive buyer, in that case she would have bought the first one that caught her eye. Nahh I don't think so! Women are not impossible to please, it's just that women should not settle for anything less. Even if that means gaining or losing, what's important is that she explores her options.

did U kn0w?

These are just some facts and trivias very interesting to know!...

Old Shoe Stories, did you know that...

- To relieve headaches, ancient Egyptians would burn a sandal and breathe the smoke.
- To cure a stomach pain, some early American settlers would lie down and place a pair of heavy boots on the belly.
- At one time, an Arab man could divorce his wife by simply tossing her shoes out of the door, much as if he were discarding a worn-out pair of slippers.
- The best-known shoe story is no doubt the Cinderella tale, There are hundreds of versions of this story told by people around the world, the oldest one in print being chinese. It was recorded in the ninth century, some 800 years before the popular Western Version.

How Old Are You? Did you know that...

You are much older than you may think, whether you realize it or not. Biological science tells us that at birth, a woman's ovaries already contain all the ova, or eggs, that she will ever produce. This means that if your mother was 30 years of age at the time of your conception, the egg that eventually became you was already 30 years old!
That probably does not make you feel older, but day by day, you are getting older. Young or old, all of us are aging, and most us are interested in slowing down that process-if not actually stopping it.

hiStory mYstery...

Have a History Teacher explain this---if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assasinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson,who succeeded Lincoln,was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth,who assasinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assasinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assasins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat..

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford". Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by Ford.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assasin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assasin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assasinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker..

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

CREEPY HUH!!!