Old lady

One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look!

What is your secret for such a long, happy life?

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all." Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.

Pretty good laugh isn't it? Granny looks so funky here. Pink pants, cute vest, and a rubber shoes..errr! I wish my grandma would be as cool as her, just kidding!


sweet_shelo said...

hehehe.. But u see the moral here, junks would really make you look ten times older than your real age..

Shimumsy said...

cool si lola. i don't think i can follow what she does. i drink occasionally but no smoke but i wanna be young lime her..paano 'yan?

amiable amy said...

very funny...had a good laugh hahaha

'anniniput' said...

ate she.. korek jud ka.. 24 pa diay tu sya nu.. mao na nga healthy living jud dapat.. ^_^

mumsy.. super cool nga sya noh.. ung nasa picture, totoong lola na yun pro funky parin.. galing nya, pano ka yon??? hmmm! :D

ate amz... hehehe! chalamat sa inyung lahat!

reanaclaire said...

24 years like this is a shocking sight! hahaha..